Edward Forty Hands - 80 Oz to Freedom

Edward Fortyhands is a punishing game where some unlucky soul (perhaps you?) has two 40oz bottles of malt liquor ruthlessly taped to both hands. The point of the game, in essence, is that you have to drink at least one bottle before you can do anything (ie. urinate, slap whoever put you up to this square in the face). The only tip I can give you for this one is to finish one of the 40s as fast as you can, then you can take your time with the other one.
October 14th, 2008 at 12:24 am
Damn, what if you have fucked up friends and won’t cut you loose when you have to pee?
October 14th, 2008 at 5:59 am
Edward Forty Hands is a challenge indeed. It never ends well. With that being said, I wish I were doing it right now.
October 14th, 2008 at 6:23 am
BOTH forties have to be finished while still taped to your hand…at least thats how we play, but not everyone is from new orleans
October 14th, 2008 at 6:39 am
The real rules are that you have to finish, and then smash the empties together to free up your hands.
October 14th, 2008 at 8:05 am
Oh now that’s just evil. I love it! Halloween…here we come.