A Russian man survived after downing three bottles of vodka and leaping from a fifth floor balcony - twice.

Alexei Roskov says he jumped the second time because he couldn’t take his wife’s nagging about the first time.
Wife Yekaterina had watched in horror as her drunken hubsand opened the kitchen window of their Moscow apartment, and hurled himself out.
Astonishingly Mr Roskov, 22, survived and managed to stagger back upstairs with barely a scratch after the 50ft fall.
But while his wife called for an ambulance and began to scold him, he jumped again.
Amazed medics treated Mr Roskov for minor cuts and bruises before releasing him.
Mr Roskov says he is now teetotal after giving up drinking, and added: “Now I can say just one thing - I was very lucky.

“I have no idea why I jumped the first time but when I came back up and I heard my wife screaming angrily at me I thought it was best if I left the room again - out of the window.”

I can’t believe I haven’t posted this video yet. This guy nails his DUI test no matter what this lady cop throws at him. He even gets the alphabet backwards right I can’t even do that sober its amazing. But sadly this cop has one or two tricks of her own watch the video its amazing.

In Amsterdam, a world wide convention of brewers was held.

The presidents of many of the world’s greatest breweries were on hand, and many of them decided to go out for dinner together on the first evening.

The waiter asked what they would like to drink, and the CEO of Miller said, “The Best Beer in the world, an MGD please!”

The president of Budweiser asked for “The King of Beers, make it a Bud!”.

Adolph Coors requested a “From mountain spring water, the clearest beer, a Coors if you don’t mind.
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And so it went around the large table, each president asking for the brew from his own company as if it was the best.

Finally, the waiter came to Arthur Guinness.

“And you sir?” he queried.

“I’ll have a Coke!” was Guinness’s reply.

“A Coke??!?” The waiter was shocked.

“Wouldn’t you rather have a Guinness, sir?”

Arthur looked at the waiter, and gestured to his companions.
“Well,” he said, “If they’re not drinking beer, then neither will I!”

In 2007, Dos Equis started its “most interesting man in the world” advertising campaign. The television advertisements feature a bearded, Argentinian man in his 50s or 60s (portrayed by actor Jonathan Goldsmith). In the advertisements there is Spanish music plays in the background while various daring clips are played involving “the most interesting man” such as “his beard has experienced more than other mens’ entire bodies” and displays his when he was younger. Other clips include him freeing an angry bear from a painful-looking bear trap; shoots amazing pool before an Indian audience; catches a marlin with a beautiful Cuban woman; wins an arm-wrestling match  (”He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas”); surfs the killer wave; and bench presses two East Asian young women in a casino setting, each woman being seated in a chair.

At the end of the advertisement, the interesting man says, “I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.” Each commercial ends with a signature sign-off: “Stay thirsty, my friends.”

I’ve been following theses ads for some time now and love all of them cheers to you Dos Equis for such an amazing marketing campaign.

So yesterday was St. Patrick’s day a wonderful day and the best excuse to get drunk out of your mind. Like I said in my earlier post some coworkers and I went to Joxer Daly’s Pub in Culver City. The place was awesome they converted their parking lot into an extension of the pub. They had a huge tent covering the parking lot and put an out doors bar and some tables it was great tons of people showed up and some great bands performed, I included a video of one of the bands that performed. When getting there we started the night with a round of Irish Car Bombs and a few pints of Guinness. The food looked really good but unfortuanately I did not get to tray some but it looked so good that I’m definitely going to go back for dinner sometime. I have to say that the Leprechaun that was walking around taking pictures with people was really cool and a great touch to the pub’s St. Patrick’s celebration. I have tons of fun hanging out with coworkers and drinking I’ve included some pictures along with this post so check them out.

Did every one’s celebration turn out as planned? I hope everyone had a fun time. I know that the cops are real jerks on days like that and they see it as a day when they can catch a lot of drunk drivers I hope your night did not end by getting a DUI or any run in with the cops for that matter.

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Hello everyone happy St. Patrick’s Day. So unfortunately for me I had to work today so I wont start my celebratory drinking until after 5pm I know it’s terrible. A coworker told me about a Irish Pub that isn’t to far from my work so he and I will be heading over there shortly. We’re going to Joxer Daly’s in Culver City, my coworker tells me that they are turning their parking lot into a Beer Garden now that sounds like a fun time. I also read on another web site that this Pub like to get Leprechauns to blend in with the crowd. This sounds like a crazy internet hoax but I shall find out this afternoon. I will update this post with my findings and with some stories about the night.

I’m curious to know what all of you are up to for this 2009 St. Patrick’s Day. What Pub/Bars are you going to? are you having a get together at your place? what is your drink of choice on this day?

I could tell you one thing I could already taste the Irish Car Bomb and ill probably follow that up with a Half and Half. Safe drinking and have tons of fun.

Found this on www.thedrunkinpirate.com they have great ways to save some cash and still drink the night away.

1. Find a bar and become a regular.

It is a known fact that a regular’s dollar goes further than your dollar. This doesn’t mean you have to be best friends with the bouncer or bartender. Just make sure they recognize your face—and for the right reasons. Tip well, be patient and don’t be fancy with your ordering. If you’re patient, you’ll eventually be rewarded with free and/or stronger drinks. But don’t expect this treatment every time, and don’t forget to tip even when the drinks are free.

2. Tip as you go.

I know a lot of people say to leave a big tip on your first drink so as to ensure proper treatment throughout the night, but this is a gamble. At busier bars, sometimes the bartenders switch off and you’ll be stuck with someone who has no clue you left a $50 early on in the night. So tip as you go to avoid losing out big in the beginning.

3. Buy two drinks at a time and tip as if you only ordered one.

You should always tip—but if you’re trying to save cash, sometimes combining the order can save you a couple bucks. Sure, you probably look cheap as hell, but at least you’re playing by the rules.

4. Don’t buy from shot girls or any female for that matter.

No matter how broke you are you’ll end up tipping more than you should because you are weak. Trust me.

5. Don’t buy people shots, buy pitchers of beer.

Not only is it cheaper up front, but you still end up with a bunch of people feeling like they owe you something. In the best case scenario, offer to buy the first pitcher without making a big deal about it—and make sure you pour everyone a beer. As long as you plan on hanging out with those same people (and they aren’t assholes), you’ll be drinking free the rest of the night.

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With the tough economic situation its hard to spend a lot of money on luxuries such as Beer. So I would like to know if anyone else has changed to  a less expensive beer maybe not switched over completely from your favorite beer but is buying it less. I love to drink Guinness and Harp but these beers are about 16 bucks and some change at my local Ralphs. It’s great when they are on sale for club members but this isn’t the case all the time. So recently after doing all the shopping that I need to do as far as my food if there is money left over I pick up some Miller High Life’s.  I know what your thinking that it is really cheap beer but after drinking Tecate’s for a long time I switch over to another less expensive alternative. Don’t get me wrong I still buy my wonderful tasting Ale’s and if I am at a bar I do spoil myself but when i just want so beer to have after work I go for the cheaper alternative.

So i’d like to know what are you drinking in this time of a bad economy? Have you cut the beer buggdet and if so how much?

This is funny, I have a pole in the living room of my house and when girls walk in there usual reaction is, “Oh my god what is that”, as if its such a mystery. But not this hot girl in this Bud Light commercial. I love how right away she starts spinning around on the pole makes me very proud that there are girls out there like that. Unfortunately what results for her is a little different watch and enjoy this funny Bud Light commercial.

Just in case you missed the High Life 1 second commercial here it is. I was looking for it on every commercial brake but still did not catch it. so enjoy it I though it was kind of clever. I like the whole idea that they don’t need to spend a shit load of money to get the point across.

So did anyone else miss the commercial I’m sure i wasn’t the only one? It might have been when i got up for more beer.